Oliver P. McCracken
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About Oliver
Likes: a sound education; physical activities such as tossing the medicine ball, "bicycling," and swimmin' with bow-legged women; obedient and sternly disciplined children; tophats; stopwatches; the railroad; Lupe Velez
Dislikes: sass; William Jennings Bryan; burlap underpants
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Drat! I guess I hired the wrong dullard to swipe the last...
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And if that rapscallion doesn't learn to stay off of ...
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While I am a big fan of rabbit stew, and enjoy sticking ...
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Mister Motel, While tearing down the "ghetto apartment ...
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If only more parents were as concerned and engaged as you...
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I giggle with glee as I lie here smoking my pipe, wearing...
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I believe the great laureate Calvin Broadus said it best ...
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Miss Jan, While I highly doubt a physics instructor could...
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What a young and sprightly audience that must have been!
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Oh dear, Mr. Brian. I was not trying to raise your ...
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I propose we hire Mr. Brian to prowl our alleyways and ...
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I believe this to be an ingenious business decision for ...
The Board
George Slefo
1:11 pm on Wednesday, March 13, 2013
I love your comments! They always make me laugh!